King of Sleep

I am pretty awesome in real life, but I am even more awesome in my dreams. One time in my dreams I could swim over a mile without even getting tired. Another time I rhymed 7 other words with the word "cat", without even thinking about it. So I am going to try really really hard to be master and commander of my dreams so that I can always do these awesome things when I sleep. I sleep like 10 hours a night anyways, so I might as well be doing awesome things rather than just laying there doing nothing like an idiot.
But, if I am doing really awesome stuff in my dreams I have to be prepared to be supremely disappointed when I wake up. Because if I am a master rhymer or something in my sleep and I can rhyme like 7 words with cat, Ill be really pissed when I wake up and can only think of 4 or 5 words that rhyme. Or if I am just swimming a mile without even trying and I wake up and I don't even know if I can swim a mile without even trying in real life because there isn't a mile's worth of water anywhere around me to even try it out, well, then Ill be really pissed. Really, really pissed.